[Zeno]

I would like to keep my custom title because I really did earn it (aside from it being true), especially from my early days of posting on 2+2 and also Wacki would be dissapointed if it were removed. Also please keep Andy Fox's '2+2 Urban Legend' sobriquet.

I was going to write up something witty about all this but don't have the time so just read The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce and pick out anything that fits, for example:

Rebel, n A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.

Le Misanthrope