Fulltilt, please turn off my doomswitch
In the last 1000 hands I've played, I've:
1 - hit a set three times, and all three times had someone river a straight or flush
2 - Been dealt AA twice, both times in the BB, and had everyone fold to me
3 - Had an unending run of unsuited 3 gap cards where both are lower than a 10
4 - Am down 6 buyins
I hate you fulltilt, but my overpowering love, with incestuous overtones and a smorgasbord of unrequited daddy issues, could easily return if you just turn my [censored] doomswitch off.
Now, since I haven't been anally violated since 10am today when I bumped into that USC quarterback, I'm going to play NL50 6max
That is all
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