[Foreverastudent]

First, I have to admit that this idea isn't completely original. Someone suggested having a drinking game about a player whom I can't remember. But there isn't a topic dedicated to this, and I think that this deserves its own thread.

Now, most of you probably know what TV drinking games are. "Take one shot when Homer says 'D'oh!'", "Take one shot when Stewey says 'Victor is mine!'", etc.

But poker players are just are predictable as TV characters -- often even more so. Here are a few possible examples for a poker drinking game:

*** Take one shot if Sam Farha says "Raisy Daisy."

*** Take one shot if Norman Chad says "Whamboozled!"

*** Take one shot if Mike Matusow (and only Mike) laughs at his own joke. Take two shots if Mike playfully touches someone while making the joke.

*** Take one shot if Daniel Negreanu says exactly what his opponent is holding.

*** Take one shot if Phil Laak says something incoherent.

*** Take one shot if Phil Hellmuth mentions how many bracelets he has won.

*** Take one shot if AA is matched up against KK. Take two shots if one player ends up going all-in. Take three shots if another pocket pair is involved.

I'm not going to try to make the whole list myself. I'll leave that in your able hands. What would be some good drinking game rules for any TV poker show?