I'm surprised no one called the clock on Brad Garrett, he must have been talking for at least 15 minutes during this hand. I guess they all want their faces on TV.
He's in a hand with a guy he's referring to as Ted Turner,the flop is Ac8cTh Ted has bet $3k on the turn...and Brad is thiking about calling...then the ESPN cameras show up and he starts talking:
Ted, I have a great hand here...what do you think I should do Harry Potter (kid in glasses next to him), you smell good Harry Potter...like chocolate milk...If I win this hand I'm gonna kiss Ted Turner on the head, then I'm gonna buy everyone at the table massages!
Then Ray Romano comes over..."What the hell is going on over here...(note the sweet Ice Age 3 hat)"
Brad: Ray what should I do...I gotta big draw....
Ray: Fold you idiot...
Brad: OK I call...
Brad then flips his hand over like he's all in not realizing it's only the flop...and shows the Kc8c for the nut flush draw and a pair of 8's. Technically his hand should be dead, but with all the cameras and people Ted agrees to check it down and turns over T8 for two pair. The turn is a blank.
The River brings another club to complete his flush and everyone goes nuts. Then sure enough:
Then true to his word everyone gets massages. Brad reserves the "sister" for himself because "they know how to work it":
Then for some reason, Raymer comes over and asks Brad if him and ray would like to go golfing.
The End.