[Bostaevski]

The kind I hate are the thunder stealing laugh pirates. Like you have a crowd and you're telling some awesome story and everyone is laughing their asses off and as soon as you finish the thunder stealer says "hey bostaevski did I ever tell you about the time..." and he pirates all of *MY* laughs. People have to stop laughing at my story so they can hear his. Then he tries to one-up me by telling some stupid story that is hilarious to him but not even remotely funny or interesting to anyone else. Meanwhile almost everyone sort of turns around and starts ignoring the laugh pirate while I am stuck listening to this guy's story then have to pretend I found it amusing.