[Double Eagle]

A family of humpback whales is swimming in the Pacific when the father whale spies a Japanese whaling ship in the distance. The mother and baby are quite panicked, but daddy whale comes up with a plan.

"This is what we are going to do." he says to the mother "I want you to swim to where the ship can see you and spout. They will come after you and in the meantime I will dive deep and then surface under the boat and capsize it. All of the sailors will be knocked into the water and you can have them for dinner. What do you think?"

The mother whale looks at her mate disgustedly. "What's wrong?" he asks.

"You know dear, I don't mind the blow job but I won't swallow the seamen."