Look, I found a weirdo on the internet. NSFW, obv.
http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/457918279.html
In my defense for accusations of linktarding, that is pretty remarkably weird. Weird enough that I don't know what the weirdest part is.
Let us mock the eccentricities of others to feel better about ourselves! Alternatively we haven't had a craigslist hooker thread lately, so might as well.