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Old 08-02-2007, 03:22 AM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

a Townes Van Zandt joke

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A Houston cop is working the beat, and he sees this guy going down the street in a convertible with three penguins in the back seat. He pulls the car over and says "Look here, you can't be driving these penguins around here on my beat - I want you to take these penguins to the zoo"

Guy says ok, and drives off - next day, cop working the same beat and sees the convertible again - same guy, same penguins in the back seat, but they're all wearing sunglasses.

This really torks the cop off, so he pulls the guy over and says "Look here, I thought I told you yesterday to take these penguins to the zoo"

The guy said "yes sir, we did that - today we're going to the beach."

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