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What do you call cheese that does not belong to you?






Nacho cheese.

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I just got done watching Half Nelson and was gonna post this joke. I laughed when I heard it.

My contribution(courtesy of Tony Soprano)

Rich guy and a poor guy meet for lunch after Christmas shopping. Poor guy asks the rich guy what he got his wife.

RG: A new car and a diamond ring.
PG: Whyd you get her the car too?
RG: Cause if she doesnt like the ring she can return it in the car. Whatd you get your wife?
PG: Pair of socks and a dildo.
RG: Whyd you get her the dildo?
PG: Cause if she doesnt like the socks she can go [censored] herself.