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It's a good thing my Thanksgiving break starts today or [censored] will hit the fan and it won't be pretty.

So everyone knows I can't stand my one roommate. He eats like 55 [censored] times a day, goes to the bathroom like every 20 minutes, walks through our apartment like he has a herd of elephants on his back, slams the front door like he is in a barn, never does the dishes, slams the microwave door (110 [censored] times due to needing to check if his food is warm that he eats 55 [censored] times a day) like it doesn't even matter, eats like a mother [censored] pig, and sits in his room all day watching movies and watching videos of dirtbikes.

On Wednesday he put up pictures of streetbikes next to his door like he is a little kid.

Last night my other roommate and I were watching the Penguins game, he hid in his room watching who knows what and came out every now and then to go to the bathroom, or go outside to smoke, slamming the door in the process. He then goes back into his room. My roommate goes up to this room, so my other roommate comes out of hiding and sits down on the couch right where my other roommate was sitting like it didn't even matter. Then he stuffs his face into the freezer to look for something to eat. Then he uses the microwave and slams the door 5 [censored] times while he is walking around the apartment like a cow.

Then, last night he cuts his hair in the bathroom, and wouldn't you know, it looks like Chewbacca took a [censored] in the sink. My roommate has been in the bathroom 2 times since he cut his hair and he still didn't clean it out. Plus, the garbage in the bathroom is full, yet he puts his hair in a plastic bag, ties it, and then throws it on top of the already full garbage!!! Now our sink doesn't drain properly so guess who is probably going to have to go buy some Draino? I can tell you it won't be him.

Wednesday my other roommate cleaned the kitchen, did all the dishes, scrubbed down the counter top. Oh, an hour later or so, idiot comes out of his room, cooks himself something to eat, gets [censored] all over the counter and oven, and fills up the sink again like it was his job. My roommate ended up doing the dishes again last night just so the dishes wouldn't be left there over the break. Guess what, at 1:00 AM, my other roommate is cooking himself something to eat again and the dishes are right back in the sink.

And he sleeps on the couch about 5 out of 7 nights a week, and his bed is only about 20 feet away!!!! He also sleeps until 3:00PM just about everyday. I'm always the first one up and I always see him sleeping on the couch and I just want to go give him a dropkick to his big [censored] noggin.

[censored]! I know no one will care, but [censored] [censored] mother [censored] I am so pissed.