Summary
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So I go to a "massage parlor" the other day. It was the third time I'd been to one of these places in my life.
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After that, we messed around a bit, and she was telling me how handsome I am and stuff. (I'm a good looking guy.)
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Now, even though I am a good looking guy I don't get many girls because of a lack of confidence or something. (I'm not really sure.)
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She's hotter than probably 80% of the girls I have slept with, and much hotter than my previous girlfriend. However, she is a hooker.
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Thank you for making me laugh sir. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA This is an instant classic...
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