[manku]

This is not a troll, and yes, this is a real game. NL Home game, $500 buy in, $10 single blind.

It's the end of the day, and it being dealers choice, kidbundles decides to deal Omaha high only, with 14 (fourteen!) hole cards to each player. (We were down to three handed).

I'm dealt Ace suited, trip tens & two fives (good for straights) and a bunch of other stuff.

I call ten, as does dealer. Small blind (aka. DonkeyKing) raises to $50. I call and dealer shoves for $400 more. SB calls. They have me covered slightly. Last hand of evening, feeling really stoopid, I call.

I figure the dealer for AAxx suited at minimum.

With fourteen cards dealt, aren't we all about 33% ev?

As for results:

Flop: 2-2-6 (I have a deuce, but SB has 6-6)

Turn: K (I have King)

River: 9 (I have Nine).

SB, who clearly had worst preflop hand, scoops!

Manku