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Here's a better way of summing up the tipping etiquette at a bar:

if you are sober enough to be able to figure out some consistent way of tipping other than $1/drink, you suck too much to be at a bar

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this makes no sense. If anything being too [censored] up will lead you to grabbing and counting as little bills as possible.