I haven't had money on FTP for a little while but decided a few days ago that I am an idiot for not putting some on. So...
Step 1-eBay.com Search "iPod"
Step 2-Buy used iPod 30GB for $107
Step 3-Get iPod in mail, discover it is a 60GB Video iPod
Step 3-Sell same iPod for $165
Step 4-Search "iPod"
Step 5-Buy used 60GB Video for $110
Step 6-Buy case, USB, and charger for $8
Step 7-Sell same iPod with accessories for $200
Step 7a-Find out buyer was named Sam Cig and lives in South Africa but wants the iPod shipped to Nigeria
Step 8-E-mail from eBay telling me that the winner of the iPod was fraudulent (no [censored])
Step 9-Re-list and sell for $200 again
Step 10-Deposit $100 on FTP
Step 11-4 Table 10NL
Step 12-Play 5th hand in months...
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed)
Full Tilt Converter Tool from
FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)
Button ($9.70)
SB ($11)
BB ($76.85)
UTG ($9.35)
MP ($16.40)
Hero ($11.75)
Preflop: Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
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2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.45</font>, <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $1.5</font>, <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, Hero calls $1.
Flop: ($3.05) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $10.3 (All-In)</font>, SB calls $6.55 (All-In).
Turn: ($22.15) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>
River: ($22.15) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>
Final Pot: $22.15
Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 8d 8c (three of a kind, eights).
Hero has Qc Qd (one pair, queens).
Outcome: SB wins $22.90. </font>
Step 13-Grind for nothing in an attempt to win everything