[Tuco]

Ok, so as a result of some website stuff my ass is going to the FREAKING PLAYBOY MANSION!

I'll be there for the 2nd annual celebrity poker tournament on April 28. Trip report and pics to be posted after obv.

So the question is how do I leave my mark? Let the monkeys out of the cage? Strip and jump into the grotto? Down Hef's whole bowl of V?

Also need help from TT on what to wear so I don't look like the overweight pasty-white Canadian that I am. I just had my FTP jersey with "sup bro" on the back delivered (#95 obv). Might be a bit ghey tho.

One thing I would really like to do is walk up to Paris and ask her "inside?"

I do anticipate trying to keep up with Gavin Smith at the bar. Not an easy feat and it will definately result in some hilarity hopefully captured on film.

Ideas?

Tuco.