Re: G/F is getting fat
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The subtle hints were a good idea.
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I don't think subtle is the way to go. Or cooking for her, or exercising with her. She's got an attitude problem. You have to let her know her fat grosses you out, in as nice a way as possible. Here's some ideas:
- Play with her fat while spooning. Brilliant suggestion. Girls hate that.
- Reach under and wobble her belly while you're doing her doggy. Very effective.
- Go into the bathroom and put on a fatsuit before sex. You know, the kind from nutty professor or mrs. doubtfire. You can get them at costume shops. Insist on wearing it while [censored] her. She'll be taken aback at first, but she'll get the hint without truly hurting her feelings. Plus she'll remember it for the rest of her life.
- Just come out and tell her that you really like her, but her fatness is making her less sexy and attractive. If she can't deal with that, then you're better off finding out now. It's a perfectly reasonable thing to mention in a relationship.
BTW, this thread won't die just because you want it to [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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