Hahaha I'm so awesome.
I play this donk HU. He hits everything on me and takes me for 3.5 BI's. So he's sitting with 4.5BI's. I re-load, slowly try to grind it back. Eventually he goes on tilt and starts overbetting and bluffing almost every hand. I catch a ton of his bluffs until I have more chips than him. Then the killer blow:
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
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Hand History Converter
BB: $145.85
Hero (SB): $377.50
Pre-Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, BB calls $2
Flop: ($6) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $5</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10</font>, BB calls $5
Turn: ($26) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $19</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $38</font>, Hero calls $19
River: ($102) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $94.85 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $94.85
Results: $291.70 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$145.85 NET)
Hero showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Fives) and WON $291.20 (+$145.35 NET)
GG thanks for my money back.