[siouxbrew]

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ok, so get a pencil, shove it in your crotch area (careful, don't get hurt), carry it around for a day, next time she asks to borrow a pencil give it to her, watch her intently, tell her to smell the pencil, as she goes for the sniff (she will close her eyes ldo), unzip your pants and surreptitiously replace your boner with the pencil, when she opens her eyes, she'll be surprised, and in her surprise she'll clamp onto your boner, this will give you the chance to jump and rotate around your boner so you are now upside down, unzip her pants with your teeth and go down town, her natural reaction will be to reciprocate, at this point use common sense, if things naturally lead to intercourse, go with it (remember to bring a small pillow to put on top of her desk - this shows you care about her well being, desks are hard), after you're done (remember bring a cigarette for her too), you can discuss where to go on the first date, the key is to do this after lunch, so that everyone else will be asleep and not notice, if they do notice just flex so you look good

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i actually find this to be a deep well thought out suggestion, i would try it.