[DRD66]

Not to hijack, but how often do I get a chance to post a pizza bad beat?
When I was in high school (mid '80's), a few morans from the football team decide it'd be a hoot to jack the Domino's guy. So they order a pizza to their neighbor's house, who's on vacation. When the delivery guy gets to the dark front porch, they jump him, grab his roll (and the pizza) and run. Domino's guy goes back to the store, and discovers these brain surgeons had given him their actual phone number with the order. He does reverse-lookup on the # and calls cops. When the cops ring the bell, this rocket scientist in a letterman's jacket answers the door with a slice of pizza IN HIS HAND and the cash spread out on the coffee table behind him. Pizzawned.