Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
villain
Preflop: heads up no limit is an easy game, wtf is this [censored] i wanna go all in preflop flip for stacks im no worse than a 55 45 35 underdog hut hut hike
Flop: always bet on black, wtf u raise me [censored] always tryin to iceskate uphill i reraise and call obv with my multiple concealed backdoor draws (pair, etc)
Turn: now we have a jack chop draw in no limit its a good idea to push ur opponent off a chop, prob a good idea in this game here, i just gotta keep pushing in tiny amounts
River: ! That card helped me. And it probably didn't help you. *furious clicking on the bet area* Bro I'm trying to be nice I'm betting quick to let u know i got there ...? Bro? Broooooooo
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