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Old 09-13-2007, 01:48 AM
TheJokerIsWild TheJokerIsWild is offline
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Default [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER

I've played almost exclusively at Absolute Poker for the past year since the legislation and have consistently beaten the .50-1 game for close to 7bb/100. Since they instituted the BBJ, I've gotten absolutely crushed. Bad beats beyond belief. I've never come close to saying a site is rigged, but I'm starting to wonder. I've heard a lot of other consistent winning players say the same thing recently.

Tonight I loaded up my usual 6 tables and ran into a guy who was consistenly betting like $50 into $2 pots. He was down to $30 and left with over $1100 in 30 minutes. About $900 of it was my money. I've been playing for 7 years solid and have never experienced anything remotely like this.

Here is how it when down:

I have position on him, so I'm pretty much calling anything preflop or small raises with even garbage hands since he is overbetting the pot every time.

First Hand:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $9.75
UTG+1: $98.50
CO: $73.50
Button: $172.25
Hero: $100.50
BB: $21.95

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3, 3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $24</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $98</font>, BB folds, Button calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($199, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $1.5</font>, Button calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($202, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $202)


Results:
Final pot: $202
<font color="#ffffff">Button Shows Ah 8c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows 9h 3h</font>

OK whatever, so now I reload to the full $200 because it's obvious he will give the money back.

Next Hand:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $199.50
UTG+1: $40
CO: $7.25
Button: $97
SB: $108.95
BB: $255.05

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5</font>, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($15.5, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $45</font>, UTG+1 folds, BB calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($105.5, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $149.5</font>, BB calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($404.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $404.5)


Results:
Final pot: $404.5
<font color="#ffffff">BB Shows Jc As</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Ks Ah</font>


Whatever...I'm willing to live or die with TPTK against this piece of [censored]. Of course, he flopped top two on me.

So I reload and then this hand comes up:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $63.50
UTG+1: $20.70
CO: $94.50
Button: $103.95
SB: $420.65
Hero: $193.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $56</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $193.5</font>, SB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389)


Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389)


River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389)


Results:
Final pot: $389
<font color="#ffffff">SB Shows 3h 4d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Qd Qs</font>


34 off is the nuts obv. At this point, I'm wondering WTF is going on.

Very next hand:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $97.95
UTG+1: $619.50
Hero: $193.54
Button: $62.50
SB: $18.70
BB: $93.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $2</font>, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($10, 5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $134</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $191.54</font>, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($395.08, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $395.08)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($395.08, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $395.08)


Results:
Final pot: $395.08
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 Shows 7s 8c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows 6s 10h</font>

Yeah, I know T6 off sucks, but I was calling any small bet preflop with anything against him.

VERY NEXT HAND:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $200
CO: $62.50
Button: $16.70
SB: $92.95
BB: $906.54

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $3</font>, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $184</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $197</font>, BB calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($400.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $400.5)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($400.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $400.5)


Results:
Final pot: $400.5
<font color="#ffffff">BB Shows Qh 8d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Ah Jd</font>

He leaves with $1100 after being down to his last $30 just 30 minutes prior.

[censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER. THIS PIECE OF [censored] SITE THAT CHANGES BONUS AND RAKEBACK RULES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND IN THE MIDDLE OF BONUS TERMS IS NOW CHEATING.