[DRUNK_TURK]

Son, i hear ya been canoeing, going camping, hanging out with ya granpa. Well ive got news for you son, DRUNK_TURK doesn't appreciate listening to ya goddam little stories. DRUNK_TURK just wants to have a beer but your stories are goddam bad and its making me sick. DRUNK_TURK can tell that you're just a little kid but to me you sound like a schoolboy bitch. get on your canoe and get the hell out of my forum.

And thats the bottom line.

BECAUSE DRUNK_TURK SAID SO!