Re: Car Keys
i lost my keys once. now i just never lock my car. and its a really nice car. i just take a dump and smear it on the doors every few days and no one has tried to steal it yet. and girls think its cool--like an animal marking its territory. thats what they say. then i have sex with the hot girls and all their friends with no condom. im also really strong. i hope this has helped.
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