[Mendacious]

Ok, the "hot oats" post from waaaay back was actually pretty funny-- so, despite my better instincts, I was still holding out some hope for Assani. But this pretty much seals it for me. This is the most -EV post in terms of effort to humor that I have ever seen.

I've been holding this in for a long time, but this post has put me on tilt so badly that I can't hold back.

ASSANI, YOU ARE WEAK TIGHT!!!!!!!!

There I said it. Hope I didn't do too much damage.

Please do not post again for a month while I gather my exploded brains and cram them back into my skull.

Oh, and because this was an obvious direct rip on Buzz's longwinded style, I am calling for insta-ban, as this sort of frontal assault on our beloved moderators should not be tolerated.