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Anyone ever get these really crap poems?

Subject : The Kate dress

Ode to Miss Moss

Kate, you are ace
You have a great face
I tried to tell you in person
But security sprayed me with mace

I want to be just like you
You have fab taste and style
Apart from that smelly boyfriend
Who really is quite vile

Kate, you are my idol
My stick insect’s named after you
She’s fond of late night partying
And has knobbly knees too

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