Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes
Hello brothers and sisters. I am here to offer my assistance in helping to bridge the gap between Brandi, Captain Tom, Mark, and the poker community at large. My hope is to help heal the divisions that have set the pokerworld asunder.
Brandi,
I am here to mediate
and arbitrate,
I will not judge,
nor adjudicate.
Your stories of Mark being busto,
and his inclination to masturbate,
or of your tales of Captain Tom
and his attempts to fornicate
with your lower vertebrate.
From caucasian to asian
and any sexual persuasion,
No one likes,
a penis to back invasion.
From newhizzle
fo shizzle
To your fire burning ways
that set my black heart on sizzle.
I have tackled larger issues than this before.
From the southern rope
to northern dope,
and poor white girls,
with 43 dollars who have no hope.
Talk to The Reverend honey
I'm here to help
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