Seriously, I don't even know why you people are trying with this guy. It's like arguing with some guy at the cardroom that thinks it's a bad beat when his top pair loses to an OESFD and then while he's berating you says "What do you mean you were ahead, you didn't even have a pair! Who raises without a pair?".
Outside of baiting him into prop bets, I really don't see any purpose in bothering with this guy at all. Actually that's probably pointless too as I doubt he has 2K to put into escrow, let alone 20. Anyway, tlt, I'm sure you'll get people to listen to you somewhere, but this just isn't the right environment for it. You'd probably fit in better
here.