[Big Poppa Smurf]

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And now, back to the more usual 'Poker players interact with women' pattern

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Went to Vegas on business, so no wife. Up $700 or so
at 1-2 the first night downing drinks the whole while.
About 4am I lose all my winnings in 5 stupid hands
and leave with what I came with. I am so hammered I
can't walk straight. I am bummed about not booking a
win so I cruise around the casino until I spot some
working girls. Pick one out and take her to my room,
we agree on a price and settle up, and the fun begins.
Once she gets her clothes off, much to my surprise,
she is smoking hot. Body is a 10. I get an awesome
hummer then stick it in and she moves so good.
Incredible sex. After, she asks if she can take a
shower. Sure thing, and drunk and happy I doze off.
The next morning I find out that after I fell asleep
she found my poker roll and made off with it. Fun
times, but not worth a grand. Not to mention having
to eat DelTaco the rest of the trip, and can't play
poker during a week in Vegas. Suxxors.

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I might be a sick bastard b/c the second thing (first was don't cheat on your SO) I thought was that you should have stayed awake till you heard her get out of the shower, then you should have pretended to fall asleep and keep yourself between your roll (on a nightstand or something) and the door. Then when you saw her take your cash, jump out of nowhere and intercept her before she got to the door and you take it from there.

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Wait, what? He was supposed to trick the prostitute into trying to rob him and then "take it from there?" So the mentality is "Don't cheat on your SO, but if you do, make sure you rape the [censored] out of that whore?"

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i guess you've never played gta