[LasVegasMichael]

Step 1. Dress appropriately. Hooded sweatshirt (with hood up), sunglasses, FTP or Stars hat, oversized card protector, and Ipod (preferably pink, but white will do).

Step 2. When you get there, order a cocktail. Preferably something hard and straight up. If they let you, order a shot of Bacardi 151 as a chaser.

Step 3. Cap it. Every chance you get. It is not optional. It is required (same applies to straddling).

Step 4. When you receive a horrendous beat, stand up, tear your cards in half, and toss them in the air, and request a setup.

5. Have fun.