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Old 10-23-2007, 11:34 PM
AngusThermopyle AngusThermopyle is offline
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Default Re: How do I avoid being devoured by a bot?

There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust the monitor. We are controlling the transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to $.05/$.10 NL.
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