It was tricky to figure out a title for this post, but I did my best. I met this girl, she had curly hair, and she pretty hawt imo so I was like word let's go. I went over to her place, but it turns out I had to leave a lot earlier than I had anticipated. She was sleazy, she just wanted me to please her, and I was like nah it's not like that girl. New York is tough, because you can't just hide you know? when something like this happens you hafta face it, and it can be difficult. I'm not a thug, and I don't get high or anything, even though people are always offering. It's not easy though. No lie, girls are shedding tears when they see me appearing on television. They even call and harass my father because he takes my side on the important issues.
edit: here is a video of the story
in case u don't get it