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ROFL

RE: OP

It depends on so much sh*t, i.e. how much exercise you're getting, how active you are generally, what you're thinking about all day, whether you're dreaming, what you're eating, whether you're getting teh regular nook, how much you jack it off otherwise. i hate morning wank, it's so ungratifying.

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Ok, here goes;
exercise; rarely (have started jogging regularly now)
dreaming; rarely
eating; don't eat much, mostly healthy food. This week Ive been eating only pot noodles and cornflakes (seperately)every day cuz im on a budget!
jack it off; 4 times a week appox.
thinking about all day; varies, often unhappy thoughts,
regular nook; nope.

Do I score highly for likelihood of getting morning glory?

But, in honesty, Im a happy person; not trying to paint the picture of a suicide case!