TEARS OF [censored] JOY BABY
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so i'm starting my 2/4 session looking for tables...i get on one with an insanely high avg. pot, like 4x or 5x normal, and see this hand:
Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter
BB: $936
UTG: $400
CO: $818
BTN: $394
Hero (SB): $396
Pre-Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $11</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $20</font>, CO calls $9
Flop: ($42) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $32</font>, CO calls $32
Turn: ($106) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $232</font>, CO calls $232
River: ($570) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $260</font>, CO calls $260
Results: $1,090 Pot ($2 Rake)
BB showed J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and WON $1,088 (+$544 NET)
CO mucked T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$544 NET)
CO is TalentedTom who is a regular...obviously BB must be completely retarded. 2 hands later i play this one w/ him:
Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter
SB: $1,480
BB: $400
UTG: $400
CO: $394
Hero (BTN): $394
Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $14</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $14, SB calls $12, BB folds
Flop: ($46) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $32</font>, UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $98</font>, SB calls $66
Turn: ($242) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $282 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $282
River: ($806) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $806 Pot ($2 Rake)
SB showed T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$394 NET)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Five to Nine) and WON $804 (+$410 NET)
he leaves the table after this and i decide to search him. he's at another table so i sit obv. i think he loses some $400 pot and then this happens:
Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter
BB: $183
UTG: $398
MP: $984.70
CO: $562
Hero (BTN): $400
SB: $376
Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14</font>, SB folds, BB calls $10
Flop: ($30) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $20</font>, Hero calls $20
Turn: ($70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $52</font>, Hero calls $52
River: ($174) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $97 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $97
Results: $368 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card King) and LOST (-$183 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON $365 (+$182 NET)
sweet this guy sucks. he leaves again and joins another table. this continues for probably 20 minutes with me and TalentedTom and eventually Staring_Elf following him to every single table, him playing less than 1 orbit then leaving. conveniently he is sucking out/coolering Tom the whole time so he isn't busto. it's all 2/4 tables and one 3/6 table. then i search him, quickly doubleclick his table and am staring at ******* (the fish) heads up with alexeimartov at 25/50 wtf.
fish has 3k in play and i had to act quick because he typically only plays a few hands. my roll is 35k so it was pretty scary sitting at 25/50. i buy in for 3k to match him and sit. Tom and StaringElf sit with 5k. i think alexei takes a small pot off the fish and then this happens:
Poker Stars, $25/$50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter
BB: $2,237.30
UTG: $4,925
Hero (CO): $2,725
BTN: $5,598
SB: $10,122
Pre-Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $175</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $500</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2,725 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $1,737.30 and is All-In
Flop: ($4,499.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Turn: ($4,499.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
River: ($4,499.60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $4,499.60 Pot ($2 Rake)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$2,237.30 NET)
Hero showed 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Deuces) and WON $4,497.60 (+$2,260.30 NET)
SEE YAAAAAAAAAAAA. i search him again and he has $49 on a 1/2 table so i don't even bother.
anyways i have never seen anything like this guy, definitely a good time to run well [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]