[MortalWombat]

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Around 2am a stout, cheaply dressed, gel-haired young Englishman with a cheap sports bag started shouting at the middle-aged lank-haired semi-destitute Pole sitting next to him, telling him not to look at his screen.

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He asked the Pole to come outside to fight, then pushed his chair so he fell over hard onto his back.

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The Turkish man had by now reached behind the counter for a three-foot long steel pole, and was wielding it as if he meant business.

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The policewomen interviewed the Pole, but since the thug had gone there wasn't much they could do.


[/ QUOTE ]Shortened up a bit to make it more interesting/confusing.