[vhawk01]

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When I was younger me and a few of my friends went on a skiing holiday which turned out to be more interesting than we had imagined. In the hotel we were staying in we met a group of girls who were obviously up for it.
So on the third night after a few too many drinks my friend goes back to one of the girls bedrooms and she passes out, my friend is pissed off and very drunk so he does a [censored] and smears it where she is sleeping to make it look she has crapped the bed.

the next morning he tells everyone she crapped herself, she was so embarrassed she didn't leave her room for the rest of the holiday.

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Yeah, heard this one about thirty times, all with slight variations. Guess yer the guy it really happened to, huh?