[snagglepuss]

once when i was a kid my dad asked me if i was going to eat all of my bagel bites (there were 4 left) because he wanted to swipe one up.

so i quickly picked them each up and licked the top. he popped me upside the head and knocked me out of my chair. i really deserved it.

i don't remember what happened to the bagel bites. maybe i ate them, maybe he threw them away. id like to think they flew off the table and it was my dog shiloh who got to savor the tiny bagel pizzas.