Re: Putting your foot in it
A classic from way back...
My wife, feeling self-conscious from some left-over baby weight,
after our second child was born, bought herself a dark purple
sweats outfit in which to work out.
She tried it on, came into the living room and said
"what do you think?"
i thought she looked fine and said "Great! you look like
a giant...."
suddenly, i realized she'll kill me if I say "eggplant"
which was the color of the suit... so I quickly switched
to the next purple fruit I could think of:
"...grape ?!?!"
( didn't go over too well and i never saw her in that
outfit again... )
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