I would like to play for team "Ship Ship McGipp" because I'm:
a) horrible at poker
b) prone to withdrawing after the slightest downswing
c) BUSTO AS HELL
I won a 4/180 once and I often consider myself a "winning player" when I run good
i sure would appreciate this [censored] since my supply of salt-cured ham is running low
seriously i ain't know what happened lay off
i wake up and i have a damn load of hambones layin beside me
damn
EDIT: i mean i aint actually in a ham-induced coma right now i just didn't read the op correctly
my stars name and loc are saccwing and ummmm