[Dale Dough]

Wow. You know how people cringe when they see someone else get kicked in the nuts? I don't really have that, or at least less than most.

I make up for that by getting totally monkey-tilted from reading stories about other people getting screwed. I mean I have enough sanity in me not to offer to go and torture your brother and, to a lesser extent, your sister, but just barely. Man oh man I hope he has bad stuff happen to him over this (and you get your fair share obv.)