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Old 12-01-2007, 01:09 PM
mugatu668 mugatu668 is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>)
Pre-hand: <font color="blue">The name of this website is so misleading. I have yet to be invited to a single party. Maybe if I spice up the action a bit I'll get noticed more.</font>
Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls
<font color="blue">OK, I have really good implied odds here. I kno that he has high cards, so all I have to do is flop a draw with my suited two-gapper here and CAP THIS BITCH! ez game.</font>
Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls
<font color="blue"> Haha, he called! Calling is a sign of weakness, if I understand anything in SuperSystem. Let's not forget, I have outs to runner-runner broadway and a backdoor flush draw. My fold equity is huge too, considering that the bet sizing will DOUBLE in the next round of betting. Why did God make limit so easy for me?</font>
Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>,
<font color="blue">This [censored] just hit a gutshot, no doubt. Just put all in, I can lose two buyins, HYACHYACHAYCHACYA</font>
<font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>,
<font color="blue">[censored] IT, [censored] THIS GAME. [censored] MY LIFE! I still have 4 outs, I can't fold now with these pot odds. Wait, can I? I don't know! Why did I try to bluff this hand? I'm such a [censored] idiot! I hate myself.</font>
<font color="#cc0000">SB calls</font>
<font color="blue">By Electrical Jesus, I am one to finish what I start. Besides, he must know that I'm bluffing by now. If I know that he knows that I'm bluffing...but what if he knows that? [censored] it, I call. Limit is so complicated, I should have stuck with the cadillac of poker.</font>

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls
<font color="blue">Note: At this point, villain is not thinking. Instead, he is angrily clicking the raise button because he thinks his ego will be tarnished if he folds</font>

Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB

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<font color="blue">Obv. So [censored] obv. This dumbass called me PF with QJ! What [censored]. I really need to stop bluffing.</font>
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