[Duke]

I had a similar situation with an airport security line.

I was on the phone, and some random chick started pushing through everyone and ended up a few spaces in front of me.

So to the person I was talking to on the phone I say, loudly, "Wow, some bitch just cut right past everyone." There were some laughs, and the chick in question turns around and starts to get huffy. To the person on the phone, I say: "Lemme call you back, the dog's barking." This gets more laughs, and the chick now looks irate. I end up asking her why she cut in front of everyone, and she said she was going to miss a flight.

Me: "Oh, when does your plane leave?"
Her: "9:30"
Me: "Mine leaves at 9:20, and I didn't cut in front of everyone."

She went back behind me, but I do not think she went back to the end of the line. Whatever. I made my flight with time to spare.