[ScottieK]

The bitch told me she wanted me to [censored] on her!
(*laughing*)
Ya know [censored] I was like whatchu mean [censored]?
I mean I might [censored] on you after I hit it I won't
call you no more
[censored] on you like that (*more laughing*)
She talkin about no she want me to [censored] over her
And [censored], on her stomach! (*laughing through his
teeth*)
I said bitch what the, what the [censored]??
What the [censored] I'm sposed to do after I after I [censored] on her I'm sposed to hit that after that?
She's just wilding out... so after I [censored] on the bitch
right
(*both start laughing*)
Ya know I [censored], after I [censored] on the bitch
The bitch, ya know, washed that [censored] off or whatever

The entire song "Nasty Boy" is pretty damned funny, but the phone conversation at the beginning makes me crack up every time.

ScottieK