[gobbledygeek]

FWIW, I actually made two mistakes in this hand. One is forgetting that he coulda played hands other than 99 and 88 this way on the flop. Two is underestimating the retardedness of this particular opponent. He did in fact have 98 and slowed down on the turn due to being scared of my set of Kings, but then fell in love with his full house (yah, a FULL HOUSE!) on the river. Against a less retarded opponent I think a river raise is more scary.