Re: BBV Anonymous Confessions (The Sequel)
So you mean there's only a thin layer seperating us from....it?
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I'm 28. A month ago I went to an NBA game with a chick that I was on the verge of [censored]. We had great seats. Sometime during the 3rd quarter, while trying to discretely ease out a fart, I accidently [censored] my pants. She didn't notice, but I told her in a blatant panic that I had to go to the restroom. When I got to the restroom I went straight for an open stall. I steadily stripped my pants down to my ankles, making sure to avoid letting any of the smeared and runny [censored] touch my skin or pants. Then I took a quick look at my boxers. They were completely covered in [censored]. I decided that I had no choice but to leave them in the stall, so that's what I did. I washed my hands and rushed back to my seat- freeballin'. I went without boxers for the rest of the night, and my date never noticed a thing. Didn't end up [censored] her that night-- was too terrified of having to explain the absence of underpants.
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