[Puf2006champ]

If you are bored this weekend, play a fun drinking game while watching the Little League World Series. Watch some games involving the American teams and take a drink anytime a white kid named Tanner, Kyle, Cody, or Brock comes to bat. You will make Nick Cage in Leaving Las Vegas seem like a lightweight. There is not one minority of any kind on any of these teams. And no kids named Mike, Steve, or Chris. At what point is Al Sharpton going to get involved here? Is there some fantasy land in these suburbs where only white people roam and nobody points out how [censored] retarded these names are? Tanner? Seriously? What man with balls calls his son Tanner? Hey-sus.

I can picture these kids in there shiny uniforms practicing all Saturday and giving each other lame high-fives. They leave and the poor Mexican kids in the neighbourhood named Juan, Jose, and Jesus come to the field and hit some 350 foot homeruns while all the Tanners head off to Ben and Jerry's thinking they are hot [censored] because Daddy can afford the $$$ to send them to Willamsburg. To top it off, one of the teams is from Coon Rapids, Minnesota. I heard Honkeytown, Wisconsin got eliminated in the regionals.