[adanthar]

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Adanthar,
Hello. Me and my friends were partying hard last
week. We were all shitfaced and planned to crash at
one of our houses. So we get back at like 2 am and I
am retarded. I took a perc and drank a ton of vodka
and beer. I'm not a heavy drinker so all my friends
were impressed with what I held down. So we all crash
back at my friends house and I go straight up to his
room to go to sleep, but I can't make it there so I
went into the bathroom and straight throwing up. They
see me and they go to bed. I go back to the mattress
laying on his floor in his room. It was a huge
mattress so more than one person could fit on it so of
corse my friend crashes on it while im gone but I said
[censored] it and laid on the other side.

So later in the night I have no idea what time it was
possibly 5 am. I have the urge to take a piss, but I
decided to just stand up and piss all over the
mattress, floor and even on the pillows. I'm so happy
my friend who was on the mattress didn't wake up,
because he probably would have beat the hsit out of
me. He is a huge football player. Once I'm done I go
ont he floor next to the mattress and lay down. I wake
up in the morning before the others and realized what
I did and I'm like oh [censored] I can't tell everyone I
just stood up and pissed everywhere. I went to the
bathroom and just grab some cleaning [censored] and start
spraying it everywhere. And when my friend who was on
the mattress got up looked at me, I just said man I
threw up a lot.

So I got him to get off of it and flipped that bitch
and sent it under my friends bed, never to be talked
about again. Pillows were sent in a bag.

What an [censored].

P.S. - I took ambien like 15 mins ago so it might be a
little messed up. I need to go to bed now.

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