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Not only were the walls not coated with a luxurious patina of aged designer paint, but the ball bearings on our chairs were inadequately lubricated.

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I know you're leveling, but the wonderful badness of this sentence transcends levels. nh sir.

Edit - agree with Duke, accountability/social support is the one and only key for this sort of thing...