[hyde]

I picked up an older woman at a club last night. She was a real looker for 40 years old and was in great shape.

We enjoyed a lengthy conversation and, after several drinks had passed, she asked me "have you ever had the Sportsman's Double?"
I told her I had not heard of it and asked her what it was. She replied, "It's a threesome with a mother and daughter."

We had several more drinks and she said, "You know, this is your lucky night. Let's go to my house and we'll have that Sportsman's Double."

I couldn't believe my luck. We went back to her place. She opened the front door, turned the hall light on, walked to the foot of the stairs and shouted...


"Mom, are you still awake?"