Don\'t Tase Me Bro!
Just treat captured terrorists as if they were pushy questioners of John Kerry. We can fire tasers into them and the terrorists can say,
"Infidel dogs! I will never talk!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Don't tase me me Bro! Don't tase me Bro!"
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