Re: My Office on Fridays
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wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work.
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This is correct. 15 min per day X ~200 work days per year = 3000 min. per year = 50 hours = 1.25 work weeks spent pooping.
This also might be why I smoke cigarettes justifying that I get paid to smoke too.
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qfmft. between cigarette breaks and poop time (and the other 7.5hrs a day I spend reading books / on 2p2, like right now) I'd say the amount of work I do asymtopally (asymptotally? asymptotically?) approaches zero.
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It amazes me when people say they don't do any work at work and still get paid. Isn't there anyone anywhere that expects to seem some kind of results? Can you please explain how this is possible? I have never worked in an office so I don't understand these things.
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